obliviscor
A person who is so annoying, they make your brain want to take a nap.
My teacher's friend is an obliviscor. He talks to his plants and wears a hat on his feet.
My mom's coworker is an obliviscor. She eats soup for dinner and talks to the fridge.
My dog's friend is an obliviscor. It barks at the vacuum and eats my shoes.