Oblivious douchebag
A human who acts like they’re the center of the universe, but no one else gives a rat’s ass what they think.
Told me he was going to be a rockstar, then tried to sing ‘Hello’ at a family dinner and ruined it.
Argued with the waiter about the price of a burger, then ordered three more.
Thought he was the best at chess, then lost to a kid who had never played before.