Oblivion Mogul
A smelly kid who plays Oblivion so much he thinks he's the richest man in the world. He eats cheese while playing and keeps footballs in the fridge like they're treasure.
He eats cheese while playing and says it's 'the best strategy guide ever.'
He put footballs in the fridge instead of soda and now he can't find his snacks.
He thinks his character is a king just because he has a fancy hat and a cheese sandwich.