Oblivion Mogul
A hormone-ridden pre-teen who thinks he's a legend because he cheated his way to being rich in a video game called Oblivion. He spends more time playing than breathing and cries if his character doesn't get a fancy hat.
My cousin became a Oblivion Mogul after stealing his dad's credit card to buy all the expansions.
He spent 10 hours watching me play Oblivion because he thought I was a peasant.
He cried when his character got killed by a goblin and didn't have a fancy hat.