obliviblock
When your dumb friend starts telling a story in the break room that lasts forever and you're the only one there, and you're too embarrassed to just leave.
My friend told me about his cousin's dog for 15 minutes. I had to act like I was on a Zoom call.
She talked about her ex's mom's hair for 10 minutes. I had to hide in the copier room.
He told me about his sister's hamster. I wanted to run.