Obliviation diet - You're so drunk you'll swallow a sock if it's in your face.

You're so drunk you'll swallow a sock if it's in your face.

I swallowed my brother's sock because I thought it was a chicken nugget.

I ate a sock because I was too drunk to care.

I tried to eat a sock and it was the worst thing I ever did.

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