Obliviation diet - You're so drunk you'll eat a whole plate of spaghetti like i

You're so drunk you'll eat a whole plate of spaghetti like it's a fire.

I ate spaghetti like it was a fire and I didn't stop until it was gone.

I grabbed a plate of spaghetti and ate it like it was my enemy.

I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and I didn't care.