Obliviad
Someone who thinks they’re smart but acts like they’ve never heard of a question. They blurt out nonsense like it’s a trophy and don’t know when to stop talking.
Asked why the moon is round and said, ‘Because it’s jealous of the sun.’
Tried to explain gravity by saying, ‘It’s like a pizza, but with more cheese.’
Didn’t notice the fire in the background because they were too busy arguing with a pencil.