Obliviad
A person who doesn’t know how to think and talks like they’re on a caffeine drip. They don’t know how to listen, don’t know how to answer questions, and think they’re the smartest person alive.
Said, ‘The sky is blue because it’s bored.’
Thought the sun was a pizza and didn’t know how to eat it.
Tried to explain gravity by saying, ‘It’s like a pizza, but with more cheese.’