obliverous
A stupid word some people use instead of 'obliterated' when they're too wasted to remember real words. It's not a real word and it's not even spelled right.
@stevemcgee: I'm obliterous now, I don't even know my own name.
My friend said he was obliterous and then passed out on the floor.
I texted my mom: 'I'm obliterous, I'm gonna die in the bathroom.'