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Talking nonsense about gross stuff while on your phone or to people. Doing it in public or right next to your coworkers. Talking about stuff that makes people want to die.
My boss started talking about his ex’s dog’s anal glands during lunch. I died inside.
My friend texted me ‘My cat threw up on my mom’s new dress’ in the middle of my Zoom meeting.
My coworker told me his pet turtle got a tattoo. I asked why and he said ‘because it’s cool’.