oblitorous
When you're so lost during sex you can't find the most basic part of your partner. It’s like you’ve never seen a body before.
He looked at her like she had a second head. 'Where’s the thing?'
She said, 'It’s right there,' and he said, 'I’m looking at my phone.'
He asked if she had a secret clit. She said, 'No, you just didn’t notice it.'