oblitorous
When you're so dumb during sex you can't find the most basic part of your partner. It’s like you're high, drunk, and stupid all at once.
He looked at her like she had a second mouth. 'Where’s the thing?'
She said, 'It’s right there,' and he said, 'I’m trying to think about my job.'
He asked if she had a secret body part. She said, 'No, you just didn’t notice it.'