Obliterpated - So wasted you can't think straight and want to jump someone'

So wasted you can't think straight and want to jump someone's bones

I saw him at the bar. He was obliterpated. I knew he'd try to kiss me.

She texted me at 2 a. m. She was obliterpated. She wanted to meet me at the gas station.

He walked into class like a zombie. Obliterpated. He tried to flirt with the teacher.