Obliterpated - So drunk you can't walk and want to jump someone’s bones

So drunk you can't walk and want to jump someone’s bones

He walked in like a drunk elephant. Obliterpated. He tried to kiss my sister.

She texted me. Obliterpated. She said she’d come over and try to jump my bones.

He came to the restaurant. Obliterpated. He tried to kiss the chef.