Obligent

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A person who's too weak to say no and gets stuck doing stuff others ask for because they’re too much of a pushover.
My mom is the most obligent person I know. She'll clean my room even if I throw a tantrum about it.
My boss is an obligent piece of garbage. He does everything I ask for and still gets yelled at.
My brother is so obligent he'll help me move even if I told him I'm moving to the moon.
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A punishment disguised as a favor. You do it because you're too scared to say no.
Going to my sister's wedding was an obligation. She cried for three days and I felt guilty for the rest of my life.
Doing my math homework for my brother was an obligation. He called me a lazy bastard and I didn't even do it right.
Going to the family reunion was an obligation. I was stuck with my uncle for six hours and he kept telling me about his weird dog.
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A quick way to say you’re going to do something because you feel forced to.
'Obligent?' I said. 'You're just going to do it anyway, aren't you?'
She texted me 'Obligent?' and I knew I had no choice but to help her move.
He said 'Obligent?' and I knew I was going to regret this later.
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When you do something just because you feel like you have to, even if you’re dying inside.
I agreed to go to the party because I was too obligated to say no.
I took the job because I felt obligated to prove I wasn’t a failure.
I helped my friend move because I felt obligated to be a good friend even though I was exhausted.
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After shitting your pants, you wipe your butt and accidentally get some poop on your hand, and then you smell it because you feel obligated to.
After I took a big dump, I wiped and smelled my hand like I was checking my own sh! t for quality control.
I wiped my butt and smelled my hand like it was my duty.
After I took a dump, I wiped and then smelled my hand because I felt like I had to.
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You get tied down by someone or something and you can’t back out because you're too much of a wimp.
My dad got me tied down by his old job and now I have to work there too.
My girlfriend tied me down with her drama and now I have to listen to her every day.
My brother got tied down by his friends and now he has to go to every party with them.
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When you’re doing something because you feel forced to, not because you want to.
I did my homework because I felt obligated to be a good student.
I went to the party because I felt obligated to be a good friend.
I cleaned my room because I felt obligated to be a responsible person.
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