obligablog - You post on your blog because you're too lazy to say no and

You post on your blog because you're too lazy to say no and your brain is too fried to think straight.

I updated my blog because my mom threatened to eat my pet lizard if I didn't.

My blog got a new post because my boss said I had to or I'd get a paper cut from a stapler.

I posted on my blog because my dog barked at me until I did.