OBK
OBK means Original Bitch Kid, which is the laziest, most annoying friend you ever had. They whine like a baby and fail at everything.
My OBK friend cried because he got a B on his math test. He said it was 'a personal attack.'
Original Bitch Kid just DM'd me: 'Why is life so hard? I'm not ready for this.'
My OBK friend tried to beat me at chess and lost. He said I cheated because I'm 'not a real person.'
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