My brother said I was the best at video games. I said, 'No, I’m the best.' He said, 'You’re just bragging.'

My friend said I was the worst at math. I said, 'You’re just bad at math.' He said, 'You’re just being a dummy.'

My teacher said I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You’re just a liar.'