Objecture
Objecture is like fighting a war with a pencil because you don’t have proof and you’re too proud to admit it.
My mom said I didn’t do my chores. I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You’re just a slacker.'
My brother said my cat was fat. I said, 'Your dog is fat.' He said, 'You’re just being mean.'
My friend said my dog was ugly. I said, 'Your dog is ugly.' She said, 'You’re just jealous.'