objectum pansexual - loves every gender and object like they’re the last piece of

loves every gender and object like they’re the last piece of pizza and you’re a jerk for not liking it

I love every gender and object. You’re a jerk for not liking it.

I’ve dated a guy who wore a dress, a tree, and my neighbor’s dog. You’re a jerk for not liking it.

I’m into everything that moves or doesn’t. You’re a jerk for not liking it.