objectophile - Someone who gets a hard-on from buildings, statues, or any o

Someone who gets a hard-on from buildings, statues, or any object that doesn’t breathe. They might even try to make out with a statue.

I had sex with the Empire State Building. It was a bit of a stretch.

My friend tried to flirt with a statue. It didn’t work.

I asked my fridge out on a date. It said no, but it was still hot.