objectively attractive
A lie your spouse tells themselves when they see someone else and still think they’re the best looking person ever. It’s like they’re stuck in a beauty bubble.
My wife said I was objectively attractive. I told her I’d take that over her calling me ‘her special man’ again.
My husband said I was objectively attractive. I told him to stop being a drama queen and just admit I’m hot.
My girlfriend said I was objectively attractive. I asked if that meant she was done with her ex.