Objective Vagueness
Objective Vagueness is when you’re so vague that even the facts are confused. It’s like the numbers don’t know what they’re doing.
The math problem was simple: 2 + 2 = 4. I said it was 3.5. Because 4 is too clean.
The physics teacher asked for the speed of light, I said 'probably around here.'
The equation was right in front of me, but I didn’t know what I was looking at.