objective morality
A brain disease where people think their stupid opinions are facts. They're like tiny brains with tiny egos. They can't think for themselves, and they just scream the loudest line they know so they don’t have to use their brain at all.
'I don’t need to learn anything new! My brain is full!', from a man who still thinks the moon landing was faked by a bunch of cats.
'I’ve had this opinion since 2005, and it’s perfect!', from a woman who still uses the same password she had in 2005.
'If I don’t believe it, it’s not true!', from a kid who believes the Earth is flat and the sun is a giant pizza.