Objecticum Sexualicum
A messed-up spell from a perv in H**warts turned people into obsessed lovers of stuff like toasters and lampshades. The Big D hated it and banned it for being too weird.
My cousin turned into a fan of office chairs. He now lives in a cubicle.
My aunt started dating a blender. It was loud and messy.
My dog fell in love with a vacuum cleaner. He follows it everywhere.