Object-268
This Soviet tank was built like a tank, and it had a gun so big it could hit a target from miles away. It was made by some factory in Leningrad and it was a pain in the ass to make.
My brother said Object-268 was like a tank with a giant angry face.
My math teacher said Object-268 was like a heavy tank with a really big gun.
My friend drew Object-268 as a tank that was about to explode.