obiturates - Obiturates are like the worst bedtime story ever, you fall a

Obiturates are like the worst bedtime story ever, you fall asleep and never wake up, or you wake up and regret everything.

I took one and woke up with a hangover and a tattoo I didn’t ask for.

My sister took one and started singing opera in the middle of the grocery store.

I took one and my dog took one, and now we both have bad dreams.