Obitchuhairy
When a guy gets a look at a woman’s legs and it’s like a hairy tornado. He goes, 'What is this madness?' and runs out like he’s been cursed by a hairy witch.
'She had a hairy tornado. I said, 'No thanks, I’m going to the mall.', @TomTheRunner
'It was like a hairy witch cursed me. I ran out like I was on fire.', @DudeOnBeach
'I saw a hairy tornado. I ran like I was running from a lion.', @RandyB