Obitchuhairy
A guy’s worst nightmare, a woman takes off her pants and it’s like a hairy mountain. He screams, 'What is this? A hairy volcano?' and runs out like he’s been told he’s gonna die.
'I saw a hairy mountain and ran like my life depended on it.', @TomTheRunner
'She had a hairy volcano. I said, 'No thanks, I’m going to the beach.', @DudeOnBeach
'It was like a hairy beast. I ran. I don’t know why.', @RandyB