obitchuary
A section in the newspaper where bitches go to vent about their dumbass boyfriends, husbands, or exes who can’t even tie their own shoes.
My aunt wrote in the obitchuary about her husband who forgot her birthday and got a tattoo of a cat instead.
The obitchuary had a letter from a woman who said her boyfriend was a walking disaster.
My cousin’s mom wrote in the obitchuary about her son who got a tattoo of a chicken.