obitchuary
A death notice for a real-life witch who was so annoying, even the newspaper gave her a side column just to get her out of their way.
The obitchuary for my neighbor was in the corner of the paper. It said she was a pain in the ass and nobody missed her.
My uncle’s obitchuary was written by the newspaper guy who hated him.
The obitchuary for the school principal said he was a man who made Mondays worse.