Obipptuary
A big, stupid post online telling everyone about a new haircut, with a P to make sure it's not about someone dying.
I got my hair done and I'm so proud I'm getting an obipptuary. P for the win.
My barber just gave me a cut so good it's getting a P. That's a lot of P.
I got my hair done and I'm living my best life. P for the win. No obituary for me.