Obinomics
Obinomics is when the economy starts acting like a normal person instead of a corrupt, lazy, kidnapping-loving monster.
'Obinomics is why my local shop is still open.', @local_shop_owner
'Obinomics is like getting a kick in the pants from Peter Obi.', @punchy_peter
'Obinomics is the only thing that can stop my neighbor from getting kidnapped again.', @kidnap_survivor