Obinne
Obinne is a fancy Igbo name for a girl who’s so perfect she makes your mom look like a basic banger. They’re usually the firstborn, and they’ve got that hourglass body that makes boys weep and men envy.
My cousin Obinne walks in the room, and the whole party stops. It’s like she came to take the crown.
Obinne got a scholarship to Harvard and still managed to look good in her prom dress. That’s a legend.
Obinne’s got more money than my uncle’s second wife, and she still takes the time to text me back. I’m basically her sidekick.