Obina
A guy who plays soccer for Flamengo and gets compared to Eto'o by fans who think he's the f***ing messiah, even though he's just a regular guy with a good shot.
'Obina made a save and my dad said he's the greatest player of all time.'
'Flamengo fans made a meme that says 'Obina is the reason I don't need to drink coffee.'
'Obina ran fast and my brother said he could beat Usain Bolt.'