Obilleni
Obilleni is the name of a woman who's smart enough to outwit you and funny enough to make you forget you're being outwitted.
She texted me a meme of a donkey wearing a crown and said, 'You're weak.'
She stood up for me in front of my whole class and made me look like a f***ing donkey.
She called my teacher a 'dumb donkey' and got a detention for being funny.