Obilansk - You’re pushing bricks up a hill, the wheelbarrow goes rogue,

You’re pushing bricks up a hill, the wheelbarrow goes rogue, hits you in the face, and you crash down the hill like a drunk man on a skateboard.

The wheelbarrow said, ‘Nice try.’ Then it hit me.

I went down the hill like a man who just got fired.

I looked like I got run over by a pizza delivery guy.