ObieMJ
Guys want to be him because he’s a legend. Girls want to be in his bed because he’s a god. Your kids look up to him like he’s a superhero. Also called ‘The Don,’ ‘The Stud,’ and ‘The King.’
My cousin’s a total loser, but ObieMJ is a total legend.
My crush is ObieMJ, and I’m not even ashamed.
My kid says ObieMJ is better than his dad.