Obie Talk
A stupid forum where overprivileged kids post nonsense about their dumb lives. They talk about being hipsters, having the best butts, pretending to be gay, and how much they love being pretentious.
'I saw a connie at the store. I almost cried.'
'Veganism is the only way to live. I ate a salad for dinner.'
'My secret love affair is with my roommate. We hate each other.'