obidient
A nobody who spits so much online that they become the leader of a group of people who also spits.
I posted a rant about Obi that had 200 swear words. Now I’m the leader. I don’t know why.
I called Obi’s rival a ‘fat, bald, clueless fool.’ Now people follow me.
I posted a video of me yelling at a chicken about Obi. That’s how I got famous.