obidiah
Obidiah's are the worst. They think they're cool, but they're just fake. They can’t even do a basic layup. They’ll get a girl and not tell anyone. They’re probably black, which is a huge red flag.
Obi just got a girlfriend and didn’t tell anyone.
Obi tried to do a layup and fell over.
Obi says he's the best, but he can’t even shoot straight.