Obid
A loud, smelly kid who nobody wants to hang out with. He tries to be cool but ends up making everyone laugh at him. He’s like a broken toaster, full of trash and barely working.
Obid: 'Hey guys, I just ate a whole pizza!' Everyone: 'You're still full? You look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.'
Obid tried to make a joke about his crush, but it was so bad it made the teacher cry.
Obid's DM: 'I'm the best at everything. Also, I'm rich. Also, I'm not.'