Obicron
A virus that turns you into a brainless dog who thinks the Nazi leader of your state is the love of your life.
I'm gonna die for this guy. He's like my soulmate. I don't even care he's a dictator.
I don't need eyes to see he's a genius. I just need to be his fanboy.
I paid for a TV with my soul, and now I'm paying EMIs for it. I'm not even using it.