obiari

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A woman who’s nice but still has a little bit of dirt in her soul. Like she’s good, but not too good.

My mom is an obiari. She never swears, but she still calls my dad a fat idiot behind his back.

My teacher is an obiari. She gives me extra credit but still thinks I’m a menace.

My aunt is an obiari. She bakes me cookies but still tells me I’m a disaster.

A woman who’s sweet but still has a temper. She’s like a soft cookie with a little bit of poison inside.

My cousin is an obiari. She brings me candy but still yells at me when I fail math.

My neighbor is an obiari. She says hello but still calls my dog a f***ing menace.

My grandma is an obiari. She gives me money but still tells me I’m a waste of space.

A woman who’s nice, but don’t be fooled. She’s got a little bit of hell in her heart.

My mom is an obiari. She gives me a hug but still calls my brother a f***ing idiot.

My boss is an obiari. She says I did a good job but still gives me the worst tasks.

My sister is an obiari. She says she loves me but still steals my snacks.