Obi Wan Ka-Blowi
When a girl gives you a BJ in the dark with only a glowstick, and it’s like getting mouth-fucked by a drunk fairy.
That glowstick was my only witness, and it was blinking like it was tired.
She had a glowstick, I had a mouthful of fairy magic.
I thought it was a BJ, but it was a magical mouth disaster.