Obi Wan Ka-Blowi
A BJ in the dark with only a glowstick, like you're in a cave and your guide is a drunk kid with a stupid toy.
That glowstick was like a stupid guide in a cave of shame.
I got a BJ, but it was like being guided by a drunk kid.
The glowstick was on fire, the girl was on fire, and I was on fire.