Obi-wan Chernobyl - A person so powerful and awesome they could make your eyes b

A person so powerful and awesome they could make your eyes bleed and your soul scream just by looking at you.

My brother is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He kicked my dog into space and I didn’t even flinch.

That kid in my class is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. He turned my math test into a lava flow.

My mom is an Obi-wan Chernobyl. She took down a dragon with a spoon and a curse.