Obi-Schlong Kanobi
A mythical being who walks into rooms like he’s been there before. His schlong is so long it could be used as a ladder.
He walked into the classroom like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The teacher was like, 'I’m not even gonna talk to him.'
That guy at the subway looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The train was like, 'I’m gonna need more tracks.'
He came into the library like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The books were like, 'We’re gonna need more shelves.'