Obi-Schlong Kanobi
A man with such legendary stamina that he could probably run a marathon while doing squats. His schlong is so long it could be a new kind of measuring tool.
He walked into the gym like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The weights were like, 'We’re not even gonna fight him.'
That guy at the grocery store looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The cart was like, 'I need a new wheel.'
He came into the bar like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The bartender was like, 'I’m gonna need a bigger bottle.'